Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th November 2013

Dilbert//8970, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 5th November 2013

Tags

burglars & robbers deception discrimination defective ones ski mask reading people

Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you know who keeps raking my good cables and replacing them with defective ones? Alice: Certainly not me. But I did see an Elbonian wearing a hoodie near your bench. Dilbert: I'm not good at reading people. Alice: I'm counting on that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU KNOW WHO KEEPS TAKING MY GOOD CABLES AND REPLACING THEM WITH DEFECTIVE ONES?

CERTAINLY NOT ME.

BUT I DID SEE AN ELBONIAN WEARING A SKI MASK NEAR YOUR BENCH.

I'M NOT GOOD AT READING PEOPLE.

I'M COUNTING ON THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Elbonian Ski Mask"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head and a pink shirt, sitting at his desk.
• He is engaged in a conversation with a woman, who is wearing a pink shirt and has dark hair.
• The woman asks Dilbert if he knows who keeps taking his good cables and replacing them with defective ones.
• Dilbert responds that he is not good at reading people, but he did see an Elbonian wearing a ski mask near his bench.
• The woman is skeptical of Dilbert's claim, and the conversation ends with her saying, "I'm counting on that."

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