Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th November 2013

Dilbert//8970, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 5th November 2013

Tags

burglars & robbers deception discrimination defective ones ski mask reading people

Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you know who keeps raking my good cables and replacing them with defective ones? Alice: Certainly not me. But I did see an Elbonian wearing a hoodie near your bench. Dilbert: I'm not good at reading people. Alice: I'm counting on that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU KNOW WHO KEEPS TAKING MY GOOD CABLES AND REPLACING THEM WITH DEFECTIVE ONES?

CERTAINLY NOT ME.

BUT I DID SEE AN ELBONIAN WEARING A SKI MASK NEAR YOUR BENCH.

I'M NOT GOOD AT READING PEOPLE.

I'M COUNTING ON THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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