Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th November 2013

Dilbert//8971, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 6th November 2013

Tags

computer software frustration internet & world wide web syoe shut down quit drown it

Official transcript

Alice: Okay, Skype. Let's see if I can figure out how to shut you down. Close! Quit! Sign out! Minimize! Quit! Yes! Close! Quit! Die! Die! Die! Dilbert: Did you close Skype. Alice: Almost. I'm heading to the ocean to drown it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OKAY, SKYPE. LET'S SEE IF I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO SHUT YOU DOWN.

CLOSE! QUIT!

SIGN OUT! MINIMIZE!

QUIT! YES! CLOSE!

QUIT! DIE! DIE! DIE!

CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK DID YOU CLOSE SKYPE?

ALMOST.

I'M HEADING TO THE OCEAN TO DROWN IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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