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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th November 2013

Dilbert//8974, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 9th November 2013


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complaining happiness tasks people commute paid less nothing about job psychology


Official transcript

Dilbert: I like my job. But I don't like any of the tasks... or any of the people... I don't like the commute... and I'm paid less than I'm worth... and I'm not making the world a better place. Dogbert: Are you sure you like your job? Dilbert: Why do you ask?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I LIKE MY JOB.

BUT I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THE TASKS ... OR ANY OF THE PEOPLE.

I DON'T LIKE THE COMMUTE... AND I'M PAID LESS THAN I'M WORTH... AND I'M NOT MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.

ARE YOU SURE YOU LIKE YOUR JOB?

WHY DO YOU ASK?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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