Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th November 2013

Dilbert//8975, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 10th November 2013

Tags

ignorance (knowledge) sales personnel existing system ignorance us not an option survey

Official transcript

Dilbert: I'll need to know if your device is compatible with our existing system. Salesman: It is 100% compatible with your system. Dilbert: I didn't even tell you what system we have. Salesman: That doesn't matter. Dilbert: It sort of does. Salesman: Not to me. Dilbert: So you don't really know if it will work? Salesman: I'm entitled to my opinion. Dilbert: Ignorance is not an opinion!!! Salesman: Please stay on the line for a brief survey.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'LL NEED TO KNOW IF YOUR DEVICE IS COMPATIBLE WITH OUR EXISTING SYSTEM.

IT IS 100% COMPATIBLE WITH YOUR SYSTEM.

I DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU WHAT SYSTEM WE HAVE.

THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

SORT OF DOES.

NOT TO ME.

SO YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW IF IT WILL WORK?

I'M ENTITLED TO MY OPINION.

IGNORANCE IS NOT AN OPINION!!!

PLEASE STAY ON THE LINE FOR A BRIEF SURVEY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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