Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th November 2013

Dilbert//8981, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 16th November 2013

Tags

deception ignorance (knowledge) competitors brain waves shielded helmet company secrets trash can

Official transcript

Wally: Our competitors have technology for reading brain waves at a distance. This shielded helmet will prevent them from reading the company secrets in your mind. You owe me $20. Dilbert: The bet was that he has to wear the trash can for a week.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR COMPETITORS HAVE A TECHNOLOGY FOR READING BRAIN WAVES AT A DISTANCE.

THIS SHIELDED HELMET WILL PREVENT THEM FROM READING THE COMPANY SECRETS IN YOUR MIND.

YOU OWE ME $20.

THE BET WAS THAT HE HAS TO WEAR THE TRASH CAN FOR A WEEK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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