Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th November 2013

Dilbert//8980, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 15th November 2013

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conversation language leader steve jobs rinse with vinegar remove mold dot touch

Official transcript

Boss: I see myself as a leader in the mold of Steve Jobs. Alice: Try rinsing your entire body with vinegar. That might remove his mold. Boss: Are we talking about the same thing? Alice: Please don't touch anything I own.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SEE MYSELF AS A LEADER IN THE MOLD OF STEVE JOBS.

TRY RINSING YOUR ENTIRE BODY WITH VINEGAR. THAT MIGHT REMOVE HIS MOLD.

ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME THING?

PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING I OWN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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