Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th November 2013

Dilbert//8984, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 19th November 2013

Tags

dating engineers engineer excellent employment potential social skills relationships engineering

Official transcript

Dilbert: Hi. I'm an engineer. That means I have excellent employment potential and I can fix things around the house. Woman: How are your social skills? Dilbert: Wow. Look who wants the moon.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI. IM AN ENGINEER.

THAT MEANS I HAVE EXCELLENT EMPLOYMENT POTENTIAL AND I CAN FIX THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE.

HOW ARE YOUR SOCIAL SKILLS?

WOW.

LOOK WHO WANTS THE MOON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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