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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th November 2013

Dilbert//8984, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 19th November 2013


Tags

dating engineers engineer excellent employment potential social skills relationships engineering


Official transcript

Dilbert: Hi. I'm an engineer. That means I have excellent employment potential and I can fix things around the house. Woman: How are your social skills? Dilbert: Wow. Look who wants the moon.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HI. IM AN ENGINEER.

THAT MEANS I HAVE EXCELLENT EMPLOYMENT POTENTIAL AND I CAN FIX THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE.

HOW ARE YOUR SOCIAL SKILLS?

WOW.

LOOK WHO WANTS THE MOON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Social Skills"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, an engineer, engaging in a conversation with a woman at a social gathering. Initially, Dilbert introduces himself and expresses his excellent employment potential, which he believes can be utilized to fix things around the house. The woman responds by inquiring about his social skills, prompting Dilbert to demonstrate his ability to communicate effectively by asking her about the moon. The woman is impressed by Dilbert's response, indicating that his social skills are indeed impressive.

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