Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th November 2013

Dilbert//8985, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 20th November 2013

Tags

boss complaining delegate match employees meeting work ethic apology terrible job business

Official transcript

Wally: As I understand it, your job is to match employees with the right assignments. None of my projects turned out well, which means you did a terrible job. I'm not asking for an apology. Just follow your conscience.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS I UNDERSTAND IT, YOUR JOB IS TO MATCH EMPLOYEES WITH THE RIGHT ASSIGNMENTS.

NONE OF MY PROJECTS TURNED OUT WELL, WHICH MEANS YOU DID A TERRIBLE JOB.

IM NOT ASKING FOR AN APOLOGY. JUST FOLLOW YOUR CONSCIENCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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