Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd November 2013

Dilbert//8987, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 22nd November 2013

Tags

executives obliviousness project updates tedious techno

Official transcript

CEO: Thank you for sharing your project updates. I didn't understand any of your tedious tech-yammering, but that doesn't matter. Dilbert: Why doesn't that matter? CEO: It just doesn't.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR PROJECT UPDATES.

I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF YOUR TEDIOUS TECHNO-YAMMERING, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

WHY DOESN'T THAT MATTER?

IT JUST DOESNT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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