Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd November 2013

Dilbert//8987, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 22nd November 2013

Tags

executives obliviousness project updates tedious techno

Official transcript

CEO: Thank you for sharing your project updates. I didn't understand any of your tedious tech-yammering, but that doesn't matter. Dilbert: Why doesn't that matter? CEO: It just doesn't.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR PROJECT UPDATES.

I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF YOUR TEDIOUS TECHNO-YAMMERING, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

WHY DOESN'T THAT MATTER?

IT JUST DOESNT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Techno-Yammering"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting scene where a team member is thanked for sharing project updates. However, the team leader is confused by the team member's use of technical jargon, stating, "I didn't understand any of your tedious techno-yammering, but that doesn't matter." The team member responds, "Why doesn't that matter?" and the team leader replies, "It just doesn't."

Key Points:

• The team leader is uninterested in the technical details of the project updates.
• The team member is frustrated that the team leader is not paying attention to the technical aspects.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the use of technical jargon in business meetings.

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