Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th November 2013

Dilbert//8991, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 26th November 2013

Tags

employees laziness shortcuts lazy business

Official transcript

Wally: Experts say lazy employees are the best because they know how to find shortcuts. Boss: So you found a lot of shortcuts? Wally: Me/ No. I'm not lazy. I'm useless. Boss: Then why did you bring it up? Wally: Why wouldn't I? I"m not lazy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EXPERTS SAY LAZY EMPLOYEES ARE THE BEST BECAUSE THEY KNOW HOW TO FIND SHORTCUTS.

SO YOU FOUND A LOT OF SHORTCUTS?

ME? NO.

IM NOT LAZY. I'M USELESS.

THEN WHY DID YOU BRING IT UP?

WHY WOULDN'T I? IM NOT LAZY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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