Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th November 2013

Dilbert//8992, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 27th November 2013

Tags

anger christmas gods party too busy almighty creator universe schedule holiday

Official transcript

Boss: Our Christmas party will be in January because December will be too busy. Wally: I'm sure the Almighty Creator of the Universe doesn't mind that we do things on your schedule, not his. What could go wrong? Dilbert: I hear thunder.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CHRISTMAS PARTY WILL BE IN JANUARY BECAUSE DECEMBER WILL BE TOO BUSY.

I'M SURE THE ALMIGHTY CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T MIND THAT WE DO THINGS ON YOUR SCHEDULE, NOT HIS.

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

I HEAR THUNDER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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