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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th November 2013

Dilbert//8992, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 27th November 2013


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anger christmas gods party too busy almighty creator universe schedule holiday


Official transcript

Boss: Our Christmas party will be in January because December will be too busy. Wally: I'm sure the Almighty Creator of the Universe doesn't mind that we do things on your schedule, not his. What could go wrong? Dilbert: I hear thunder.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR CHRISTMAS PARTY WILL BE IN JANUARY BECAUSE DECEMBER WILL BE TOO BUSY.

I'M SURE THE ALMIGHTY CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T MIND THAT WE DO THINGS ON YOUR SCHEDULE, NOT HIS.

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

I HEAR THUNDER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Christmas Party"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a group of office workers discussing the timing of their Christmas party. The conversation begins with the statement, "Our Christmas party will be in January because December will be too busy." This sparks a debate among the coworkers, with one employee expressing concern about the scheduling of the party.

Key Points:

  • The office workers are discussing the timing of their Christmas party.
  • The party is scheduled for January due to the busy nature of December.
  • The coworkers express concerns about the scheduling of the party.

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