Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th November 2013

Dilbert//8993, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 28th November 2013

Tags

defense industry internet & world wide web surveillance internet activity blind counceling weaponize

Official transcript

Agent: I'm from the government. We've been monitoring your Internet activity. Half of my department went blind and the other half needs counseling. Wally: Sounds like not my problem. Agent: We'd like to weaponize you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT. WE'VE BEEN MONITORING YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY.

HALF OF MY DEPARTMENT WENT BLIND AND THE OTHER HALF NEEDS COUNSELING.

SOUNDS LIKE NOT MY PROBLEM.

WED LIKE TO WEAPONIZE YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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