Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th December 2013

Dilbert//8999, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 4th December 2013

Tags

fraternization honesty weekend blanket couch bad tv gym sock with hallitosis smell

Official transcript

Wally: How was your weekend? Alice: I wrapped myself in a blanket and stayed on the couch watching bad TV shows until I smelled like a gym sock with halitosis. Wally: I like how she makes me feel.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?

I WRAPPED MYSELF IN A BLANKET AND STAYED ON THE COUCH WATCHING BAD TV SHOWS UNTIL I SMELLED LIKE A GYM SOCK WITH HALITOSIS.

I LIKE HOW SHE MAKES ME FEEL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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