Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th December 2013

Dilbert//9000, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 5th December 2013

Tags

internet & world wide web managers & supervisors work ethic facebook work home unpaid work business

Official transcript

Boss: You're not allowed to use Facebook at work. Alice: Fine. I'll use it at home tonight instead of doing the three hours of unpaid work I was planning to do. Boss: I"m calling that a win.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE FACEBOOK AT WORK.

FINE. I'LL USE IT AT HOME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF DOING THE THREE HOURS OF UNPAID WORK I WAS PLANNING TO DO.

I'M CALLING THAT A WIN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "I'm Calling That a Win."

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a boss and an employee. The boss informs the employee that she is not allowed to use Facebook at work. The employee responds by stating that she will use the device at home instead of doing the three hours of unpaid work she was planning to do. The boss is pleased with this arrangement, saying "I'm calling that a win." The employee is shown sitting at her desk, looking frustrated, while the boss is shown standing outside her office, looking pleased.

Key Points:

• The employee is not allowed to use Facebook at work.
• The employee plans to use the device at home instead of doing unpaid work.
• The boss is pleased with this arrangement and considers it a "win."
• The employee appears frustrated with the situation.

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