Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th December 2013

Dilbert//9000, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 5th December 2013

Tags

internet & world wide web managers & supervisors work ethic facebook work home unpaid work business

Official transcript

Boss: You're not allowed to use Facebook at work. Alice: Fine. I'll use it at home tonight instead of doing the three hours of unpaid work I was planning to do. Boss: I"m calling that a win.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE FACEBOOK AT WORK.

FINE. I'LL USE IT AT HOME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF DOING THE THREE HOURS OF UNPAID WORK I WAS PLANNING TO DO.

I'M CALLING THAT A WIN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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