Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th December 2013

Dilbert//9004, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 9th December 2013

Tags

executives snobbishness random subordinate own boats touch people ceo

Official transcript

CEO: Hello, random subordinate that I am seeing in the hallway! I'm your CEO, but I'm still like a regular person. Asok: My name is Asok. CEO: I only touch people who own boats.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO, RANDOM SUBORDINATE THAT I AM SEEING IN THE HALLWAY!

I'M YOUR CEO, BUT I'M STILL LIKE A REGULAR PERSON.

MY NAME IS ASOK.

I ONLY TOUCH PEOPLE WHO OWN BOATS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Touchy Subject"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head and a white shirt, interacting with a random subordinate in the hallway. The subordinate greets Dilbert, who responds by saying he's the CEO but still likes being called a regular person. The subordinate then asks for Dilbert's name, and Dilbert introduces himself as Asok.

However, when the subordinate asks if he only touches people who own boats, Dilbert becomes defensive and touches the subordinate's arm. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of corporate culture and the quirks of its characters.

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