Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th December 2013

Dilbert//9004, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 9th December 2013

Tags

executives snobbishness random subordinate own boats touch people ceo

Official transcript

CEO: Hello, random subordinate that I am seeing in the hallway! I'm your CEO, but I'm still like a regular person. Asok: My name is Asok. CEO: I only touch people who own boats.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO, RANDOM SUBORDINATE THAT I AM SEEING IN THE HALLWAY!

I'M YOUR CEO, BUT I'M STILL LIKE A REGULAR PERSON.

MY NAME IS ASOK.

I ONLY TOUCH PEOPLE WHO OWN BOATS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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