Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th December 2013

Dilbert//9003, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 8th December 2013

Tags

executives laziness managers & supervisors famous leaders copy 16 hrs a day reading about industry leaders eat cake business

Official transcript

Dogbert: I have studied the practices of famous leaders so you can copy them. First, work sixteen hours every day. Boss & CEO: Sixteen hours?? Dogbert: And in your spare time, you should be reading about your industry to stay current. Boss & CEO: Reading??? Dogbert: Oookay. This isn't working. Suppose I told you that famous leaders eat a lot of cake? That took a creepy turn.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE STUDIED THE PRACTICES OF FAMOUS LEADERS SO YOU CAN COPY THEM.

FIRST, WORK SIXTEEN HOURS EVERY DAY.

DAY< -LAZY 16 -WORK SIXTEEN HOURS? ? ?

AND IN YOUR SPARE TIME, YOU SHOULD BE READING ABOUT YOUR INDUSTRY TO STAY CURRENT.

READING???

OOOKAY. THIS ISN'T WORKING. SUPPOSE I TOLD YOU THAT FAMOUS LEADERS EAT A LOT OF CAKE?

THAT TOOK A CREEPY TURN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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