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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th December 2013

Dilbert//9007, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 12th December 2013


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flattery company boss flatter infinite people typewriter butter up business


Official transcript

Wally: Our company needs more people like you. Not just more. We need infinite people just like you. Boss: Where is this going? Wally: And if each of you hat a typewriter, wow!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR COMPANY NEEDS MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

NOT JUST MORE.

WE NEED INFINITE PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU.

WHERE IS THIS GOING?

AND IF EACH OF YOU HAD A TYPEWRITER, WOW!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Type-Writers"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in Dilbert, features a conversation between two characters. The first character, representing a company, expresses a need for more people who are like him. The second character, a type-writer, responds by asking where this is going and if each of them will have a type-writer. The punchline is that the company needs infinite people who are just like the type-writer. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected twist on the typical job interview scenario.

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