Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th December 2013

Dilbert//9007, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 12th December 2013

Tags

flattery company boss flatter infinite people typewriter butter up business

Official transcript

Wally: Our company needs more people like you. Not just more. We need infinite people just like you. Boss: Where is this going? Wally: And if each of you hat a typewriter, wow!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR COMPANY NEEDS MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

NOT JUST MORE.

WE NEED INFINITE PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU.

WHERE IS THIS GOING?

AND IF EACH OF YOU HAD A TYPEWRITER, WOW!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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