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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th December 2013

Dilbert//9008, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 13th December 2013


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discussion executives ignorance (knowledge) culture of innovation less work stop criticizing


Official transcript

CEO: We need to foster a culture of innovation. Does anyone have an idea how we can do that? Dilbert: You could give us less work and you could stop criticizing every idea we have. CEO: Does anyone have a suggestion that isn't ridiculous?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE NEED TO FOSTER A CULTURE OF INNOVATION. DOES ANYONE HAVE AN IDEA HOW WE CAN DO THAT?

YOU COULD GIVE US LESS WORK. AND YOU COULD STOP CRITICIZING EVERY IDEA WE EVER HAVE.

DOES ANYONE HAVE A SUGGESTION THAT ISN'T RIDICULOUS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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