Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th December 2013

Dilbert//9009, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 14th December 2013

Tags

distress work ethic managers meet effectiveness promotions boss fight for

Official transcript

Boss: When the managers meet to talk about promotions, I'll fight for you. Alice: Are you saying my future depends on your effectiveness and not mine? Boss: This went differently than I expected. Alice: Why?! Why?! Why?!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN THE MANAGERS MEET TO TALK ABOUT PROMOTIONS, I'LL FIGHT FOR YOU.

ARE YOU SAYING MY FUTURE DEPENDS ON YOUR EFFECTIVENESS AND NOT MINE?

THIS WENT DIFFERENTLY THAN I EXPECTED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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