Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th December 2013

Dilbert//9011, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 16th December 2013

Tags

charitable organizations competition (psychology) raise money shave head bald man

Official transcript

Boss: If we raise $40,000 for charity, I will shave my head! Wally: And if we raise no money at all, I will shave my head. Boss: That's messed up. Wally: Is it?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF WE RAISE $40,000 FOR CHARITY, I WILL SHAVE MY HEAD!

AND IF WE RAISE NO MONEY AT ALL, I WILL SHAVE MY HEAD.

THAT'S MESSED UP.

IS IT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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