Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th December 2013

Dilbert//9012, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 17th December 2013

Tags

cruelty writing incompressible note flermmed th eplootash communication boss emplyee

Official transcript

Dilbert: I got the incomprehensible not you left on my desk. I wanted to let you know that I "flermmed the plootash"

just as you asked. Boss: What makes you this way? Dilbert: Maybe my DNA is flermmed

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GOT THE INCOMPREHENSIBLE NOTE YOU LEFT ON MY DESK.

I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I "FLERMMED THE PLOOTASH" JUST AS YOU ASKED.

WHAT MAKES YOU THIS WAY?

MAYBE MY DNA IS FLERMMED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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