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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th December 2013

Dilbert//9012, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 17th December 2013


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cruelty writing incompressible note flermmed th eplootash communication boss emplyee


Official transcript

Dilbert: I got the incomprehensible not you left on my desk. I wanted to let you know that I "flermmed the plootash"

just as you asked. Boss: What makes you this way? Dilbert: Maybe my DNA is flermmed

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I GOT THE INCOMPREHENSIBLE NOTE YOU LEFT ON MY DESK.

I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I "FLERMMED THE PLOOTASH" JUST AS YOU ASKED.

WHAT MAKES YOU THIS WAY?

MAYBE MY DNA IS FLERMMED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Flemmed the Plootash"

Summary:

  • A man enters Dilbert's office, leaving a note on his desk that reads, "I got the incomprehensible note you left on my desk."
  • Dilbert responds, "I wanted to let you know that I 'flemmed the plootash' just as you asked."
  • The man asks, "What makes you this way?"
  • Dilbert replies, "Maybe my DNA is flemmed."

Key Points:

  • The comic strip features a humorous exchange between Dilbert and a man.
  • The note on the desk is incomprehensible, leading to a confusing conversation.
  • Dilbert's response, "flemmed the plootash," is a nonsensical phrase that adds to the comedic effect.
  • The punchline, "Maybe my DNA is flemmed," suggests that Dilbert's behavior is due to his genetic makeup, further emphasizing the absurdity of the situation.

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