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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th December 2013

Dilbert//9015, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 20th December 2013


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choosing committees frustration agreement with plan


Official transcript

Dilbert: Does everyone agree with the plan? Woman 1: It depends. Man 1: Ask me later. Man 2: Eh. Woman 2: I'll think about it. Dilbert: Make a decision!!! Voice: Is this your first day? The Noncommittal Committee

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE NONCOMMITTAL COMMITTEE.

DOES EVERYONE AGREE WITH THE PLAN?

IT DEPENDS.

ASK ME LATER.

I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

DECISION!!

IS THIS YOUR FIRST DAY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Noncommittal Committee"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting of the "Noncommittal Committee," where the chairman asks if everyone agrees with the plan. The members respond with noncommittal answers, such as "It depends," "I'll think about it," and "Is this your first day?" The chairman becomes frustrated and asks if this is the first day of the meeting, implying that the members are not taking the discussion seriously.

Key Elements:

  • The chairman's frustration with the committee's lack of commitment
  • The committee members' noncommittal responses
  • The implication that the meeting is not being taken seriously

Humor:

The humor in the comic strip comes from the absurdity of the situation and the exaggeration of the committee members' noncommittal responses. The chairman's frustration is relatable, and the punchline about the first day of the meeting adds to the comedic effect.

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