Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th December 2013

Dilbert//9014, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 19th December 2013

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executives rich people wages ceo lifestyle yacht penthouse estate priceless art million dollar watch money

Official transcript

Dilbert: Hey, look! There's a story on the Internet about your fabulous CEO lifestyle. Here's a picture of your yacht, your penthouse in New York, your palatial estate, and your priceless art. CEO: This really isn't the time. Dilbert: Said the man with the million-dollar watch.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, LOOK! THERE'S A STORY ON THE INTERNET ABOUT YOUR FABULOUS CEO LIFESTYLE.

HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOUR YACHT, YOUR PENTHOUSE IN NEW YORK, YOUR PALATIAL ESTATE, AND YOUR PRICELESS ART.

THIS REALLY ISN'T THE TIME.

SAID THE MAN WITH THE MILLION - DOLLAR WATCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "CEO Lifestyle"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two employees and their CEO, who is boasting about his lavish lifestyle. The CEO shares a story about his internet fame, showcasing his yacht, penthouse, and palatial estate. However, the employees are unimpressed, with one commenting that the CEO's time is not worth the million-dollar watch he wears. The CEO's attempts to impress his employees are met with skepticism, highlighting the disconnect between his perceived wealth and their reality.

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