Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th December 2013

Dilbert//9019, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 24th December 2013

Tags

electronic mail thinking lack of creativity choke yourself creating ideas

Official transcript

Boss: I traced all of our problems back to your lack of creativity. You should be creating ideas that change the course of civilization, but instead, you sit there like a lump. Dilbert: I'm sending you a link that describes fun ways to choke yourself.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I TRACED ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS BACK TO YOUR LACK OF CREATIVITY.

YOU SHOULD BE CREATING IDEAS THAT CHANGE THE COURSE OF CIVILIZATION, BUT INSTEAD, YOU SIT THERE LIKE A LUMP.

I'M SENDING YOU A LINK THAT DESCRIBES FUN WAYS TO CHOKE YOURSELF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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