Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th December 2013

Dilbert//9020, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 25th December 2013

Tags

christmas christmas presents physics quantum mechanics interpretation cat in box airholes holiday

Official transcript

Dogbert: Merry Christmas! This gift is based on the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. There's a cat in here that's neither dead nor alive. Dilbert: Where are the airholes? Dogbert: I have control issues.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

THIS GIFT IS BASED ON THE COPENHAGEN INTERPRETATION OF QUANTUM MECHANICS.

THERE'S A CAT IN HERE THAT IS NEITHER DEAD NOR ALIVE.

WHERE ARE THE AIRHOLES?

I HAVE CONTROL ISSUES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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