Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th December 2013

Dilbert//9023, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 28th December 2013

Tags

engineer google evolved pure energy apathy in cop coffee desk engineering

Open source transcript

BEHOLD MY GREATNESS! I WAS AN ENGINEER AT GOOGLE BEFORE I EVOLVED TO PURE ENERGY!

BEHOLD MY APATHY THAT WILL SUCK THE ENERGY OUT OF YOU LIKE A MONKEY ON AN ORANGE.

GOOD BOY.

RIGHT IN THE CUP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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