Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th December 2013

Dilbert//9022, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 27th December 2013

Tags

engineers internet & world wide web pride google smart pure energy life form gmail

Official transcript

Boss; I hired an engineer from Google. He's so smart that he evolved into a life-form that exists as pure energy. Engineer: Bow before my greatness, you pitiful humans! Boss: Sometimes he's a bit arrogant. Engineer: I once added a feature to gmail!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED AN ENGINEER FROM GOOGLE. HE'S SO SMART THAT HE EVOLVED INTO A LIFE- FORM THAT EXISTS AS PURE ENERGY.

BOW BEFORE MY GREATNESS, YOU PITIFUL HUMANS!

SOMETIMES HE'S A BIT ARROGANT.

I ONCE ADDED A FEATURE TO GMAIL!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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