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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th December 2013

Dilbert//9025, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 30th December 2013


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business ethics executives managers & supervisors kill or cannibalize business


Official transcript

CEO: Experts say we need to be willing to kill or cannibalize our best businesses. Boss: I can do that. I've been killing our best businesses for years. CEO: That's all the leadership I have for today. Boss: That'll last me.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

EXPERTS SAY WE NEED TO BE WILLING TO KILL OR CANNIBALIZE OUR BEST BUSINESSES.

I CAN DO THAT. IVE BEEN KILLING OUR BEST BUSINESSES FOR YEARS.

THAT'S ALL THE LEADERSHIP I HAVE FOR YOU TODAY.

THAT'LL LAST ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Cannibalize or Cannibalized"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in the 'Dilbert' series, revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his boss. The boss, known for his ruthless leadership style, reveals his willingness to kill or cannibalize his best businesses. Dilbert, however, is not intimidated and responds by stating that he has been killing his best businesses for years, implying that he is more experienced and effective in this area. The boss, taken aback by Dilbert's confidence, concedes that all the leadership he has is for Dilbert today, leaving the reader to wonder what this means for their future working relationship.

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