Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st December 2013

Dilbert//9026, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 31st December 2013

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business ethics efficiency experts gloves foot in glove

Official transcript

Dogbert: I'll teach you the best practices of companies that have nothing in common with yours. Those practices will fit your company like a foot in a glove. Boss: Close enough. Dogbert Consults

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS I'LL TEACH YOU THE BEST PRACTICES OF COMPANIES THAT HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH YOURS.

THOSE PRACTICES WILL FIT YOUR COMPANY LIKE A FOOT IN A GLOVE.

CLOSE ENOUGH

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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