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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st January 2014

Dilbert//9027, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 1st January 2014


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television news act like idiots mirror details in mirror


Official transcript

Dogbert: In today's news, people all over the world continued to act like idiots. Most of the time it didn't turn out well. For details, look in your mirror.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IN TODAY'S NEWS, PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD CONTINUED TO ACT LIKE IDIOTS.

DOGBERT NEWS NETWORK MOST OF THE TIME IT DIDN'T TURN OUT WELL.

DOGBERT NEWS NETWORK FOR DETAILS, LOOK IN YOUR MIRROR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert's News Network"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a white dog with glasses, sitting at a desk with a sign that reads "DOGBERT NEWS NETWORK". The strip is divided into three panels, each with a different caption.

Panel 1: Dogbert is shown with a serious expression, accompanied by the caption: "IN TODAY'S NEWS, PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD CONTINUED TO ACT LIKE IDIOTS."

Panel 2: Dogbert looks shocked, with the caption: "MOST OF THE TIME IT DIDN'T TURN OUT WELL."

Panel 3: Dogbert is shown with a mirror, and the caption reads: "FOR DETAILS, LOOK IN YOUR MIRROR."

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of news coverage, suggesting that people's actions are often misguided and unproductive, and that the best way to understand the news is to look within oneself.

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