Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd January 2014

Dilbert//9029, first published twelve years ago on Friday 3rd January 2014

Tags

anger honesty criticize bahavior monkey on crack moron

Official transcript

Boss: Criticize the behavior, not the person. The email you sent to everyone looks as if it had been written by a monkey on crack. Just to be clear, you are terrific, but everything you do is exactly what a moron would do.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CRITICIZE THE BEHAVIOR, NOT THE PERSON.

THE EMAIL YOU SENT TO EVERYONE LOOKS AS IF IT HAD BEEN WRITTEN BY A MONKEY ON CRACK.

JUST TO BE CLEAR, YOU ARE TERRIFIC, BUT EVERYTHING YOU DO IS EXACTLY WHAT A MORON WOULD DO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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