Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th January 2014

Dilbert//9030, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 4th January 2014

Tags

anger dieting & weight control muffins

Official transcript

Alice: I brought you some muffins so I won't need to watch my weight. If I fatten up the people around me, I'll look good even if I gain a few pounds. Dilbert: Won't that make you look mean? Alice: In phase two, I'll also make you angrier than me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I BROUGHT YOU SOME MUFFINS SO I WON'T NEED TO WATCH MY WEIGHT.

IF I FATTEN UP THE PEOPLE AROUND ME, I'LL LOOK GOOD EVEN IF I GAIN A FEW POUNDS.

WON'T THAT MAKE YOU LOOK MEAN?

IN PHASE TWO, I'LL ALSO MAKE YOU ANGRIER THAN ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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