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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th January 2014

Dilbert//9033, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 7th January 2014


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ironic irony statue crushed guard too soon word invention iron sculpture crushed security guard


Official transcript

Dilbert: The iron sculpture in our lobby fell off its base and crushed a security guard. CEO: And that's where we get the word "ironic."

Dilbert: It happened ten minutes ago. CEO: Oh, so it's "too soon?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE IRON SCULPTURE IN OUR LOBBY FELL OFF ITS BASE AND CRUSHED A SECURITY GUARD.

AND THAT'S WHERE WE GET THE WORD "IRONIC." IT HAPPENED TEN MINUTES AGO.

ITH, 500 SOON"?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Irony Alert"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a cartoon character, who is known for his sarcastic and witty remarks.
  • The strip begins with a security guard smashing an iron sculpture in the lobby, which Dilbert finds ironic.
  • Dilbert points out the irony of the situation, saying that it happened ten minutes ago, implying that the security guard was too slow to react.
  • The strip ends with Dilbert asking if it's "too soon" to make a joke about the situation, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

Key Elements:

  • Ironic situation: A security guard smashing an iron sculpture in the lobby.
  • Dilbert's witty remark: Pointing out the irony of the situation and implying that the security guard was too slow to react.
  • Absurdity: The strip pokes fun at the idea of a security guard being too slow to react to a situation, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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