Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th January 2014

Dilbert//9034, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 8th January 2014

Tags

emotional well being hug managers & supervisors rodents touch a rat around neck exercises business

Official transcript

Boss: Experts say I can increase your engagement by caring for your emotional well-being. I would give you a hug, but I'm afraid of getting whatever made you this way. But I am willing to touch a rat that touches you, and that's not nothing. Wally: Put it on my neck.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EXPERTS SAY I CAN INCREASE YOUR ENGAGEMENT BY CARING FOR YOUR EMOTIONAL WELL- BEING.

I WOULD GIVE YOU A HUG, BUT IM AFRAID OF GETTING WHATEVER MADE YOU THIS WAY.

BUT I AM WILLING TO TOUCH A RAT THAT TOUCHES YOU, AND THAT'S NOT NOTHING.

PUT IT ON MY NECK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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