Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th January 2014

Dilbert//9037, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 11th January 2014

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boss cruelty executives joking self deprecating joke tasks underling

Official transcript

CEO: Hello, underling. Watch me do a self-deprecating joke to underscore my true power. Ho ho! I am not good at some types of unimportant tasks! Ha ha! That's why I'm glad I have people like you to do those things. Dilbert: Impressive.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO, UNDERLING.

WATCH ME DO A SELF-DEPRECATING JOKE TO UNDERSCORE MY TRUE POWER.

HO HO! I AM NOT GOOD AT SOME TYPES OF UNIMPORTANT TASKS! HA HA!

THAT'S WHY I'M GLAD I HAVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO DO THOSE THINGS.

IMPRESSIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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