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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th January 2014

Dilbert//9037, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 11th January 2014


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boss cruelty executives joking self deprecating joke tasks underling


Official transcript

CEO: Hello, underling. Watch me do a self-deprecating joke to underscore my true power. Ho ho! I am not good at some types of unimportant tasks! Ha ha! That's why I'm glad I have people like you to do those things. Dilbert: Impressive.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HELLO, UNDERLING.

WATCH ME DO A SELF-DEPRECATING JOKE TO UNDERSCORE MY TRUE POWER.

HO HO! I AM NOT GOOD AT SOME TYPES OF UNIMPORTANT TASKS! HA HA!

THAT'S WHY I'M GLAD I HAVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO DO THOSE THINGS.

IMPRESSIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Art of Self-Deprecation"

Summary:

This Dilbert comic strip showcases the character's signature wit and sarcasm. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • Panel 1: Underling approaches Dilbert, commenting on his self-deprecating joke.
  • Panel 2: Dilbert responds with humor, acknowledging his lack of competence in handling important tasks.
  • Panel 3: The underling expresses admiration for Dilbert's ability to do unimportant tasks, to which Dilbert replies with sarcasm.

The strip playfully highlights Dilbert's tendency to downplay his abilities, while also poking fun at the underling's naivety.

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