Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th January 2014

Dilbert//9036, first published twelve years ago on Friday 10th January 2014

Tags

chipmunks in hair less talking love more rubbing rodents oxytocin levels human contact family of chipmunks relationships

Official transcript

Wally: It boosts my oxytocin levels without the need for human contact. Alice: You didn't invent that. I've had a family of chipmunks living my hair since the eighties. Chipmunk: There goes our privacy. Alice: Less talking, more rubbing!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT BOOSTS MY OXYTOCIN LEVELS WITHOUT THE NEED FOR HUMAN CONTACT.

YOU DIDN'T INVENT THAT. I'VE HAD A FAMILY OF CHIPMUNKS LIVING IN MY HAIR SINCE THE EIGHTIES.

THERE GOES OUR PRIVACY.

LESS TALKING, MORE RUBBING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.