Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th January 2014

Dilbert//9036, first published twelve years ago on Friday 10th January 2014

Tags

chipmunks in hair less talking love more rubbing rodents oxytocin levels human contact family of chipmunks relationships

Official transcript

Wally: It boosts my oxytocin levels without the need for human contact. Alice: You didn't invent that. I've had a family of chipmunks living my hair since the eighties. Chipmunk: There goes our privacy. Alice: Less talking, more rubbing!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT BOOSTS MY OXYTOCIN LEVELS WITHOUT THE NEED FOR HUMAN CONTACT.

YOU DIDN'T INVENT THAT. I'VE HAD A FAMILY OF CHIPMUNKS LIVING IN MY HAIR SINCE THE EIGHTIES.

THERE GOES OUR PRIVACY.

LESS TALKING, MORE RUBBING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Oxytocin Levels"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Alice, who has a peculiar relationship with her family of chipmunks living in her hair. She attributes her enhanced oxytocin levels to this unusual connection.

Key Elements:

• Alice's oxytocin levels are boosted due to her human contact with the chipmunks in her hair.
• She claims that she didn't invent this concept, but rather inherited it from her family since the 1980s.
• Alice values her privacy and prefers not to discuss her situation further, as it makes her feel "rubbing."

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