Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th January 2014

Dilbert//9042, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 16th January 2014

Tags

complaining frustration work ethic budget projections priorities solutions not problems

Official transcript

Alice: I can't do my budget projections until you tell me your priorities for the coming year. Then you say, "Everything is a top priority. Fuf-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh."

I hope this is what you meant by "Bring me solutions, not problems."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CANT DO MY BUDGET PROJECTIONS UNTIL YOU TELL ME YOUR PRIORITIES FOR THE COMING YEAR.

THEN YOU SAY, "EVERYTHING IS A TOP PRIORITY. FUH- FUH-FUH-FUH-FUH." I HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU MEANT BY "BRING ME SPROBLEMS, NOT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Budget Projections"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee. The employee is tasked with creating budget projections for the coming year, but is reluctant to do so until the boss's priorities are clear. The boss responds by saying that everything is a top priority, which is met with frustration from the employee. The employee hopes that the boss will bring solutions, not problems, and not assign them more tasks.

Key Points:

• The employee is hesitant to create budget projections without clear priorities.
• The boss's response is that everything is a top priority, causing frustration for the employee.
• The employee hopes that the boss will bring solutions, not problems, and not assign them more tasks.

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