Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th January 2014

Dilbert//9042, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 16th January 2014

Tags

complaining frustration work ethic budget projections priorities solutions not problems

Official transcript

Alice: I can't do my budget projections until you tell me your priorities for the coming year. Then you say, "Everything is a top priority. Fuf-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh."

I hope this is what you meant by "Bring me solutions, not problems."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CANT DO MY BUDGET PROJECTIONS UNTIL YOU TELL ME YOUR PRIORITIES FOR THE COMING YEAR.

THEN YOU SAY, "EVERYTHING IS A TOP PRIORITY. FUH- FUH-FUH-FUH-FUH." I HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU MEANT BY "BRING ME SPROBLEMS, NOT

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