Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th January 2014

Dilbert//9043, first published twelve years ago on Friday 17th January 2014

Tags

managers & supervisors vendor software patch installed add value tested business

Official transcript

Boss: Ask the vendor if they have a software patch to fix our problem. Dilbert: I already asked for the patch, installed it, and thoroughly tested in in production. Boss: I think I'll go add value someplace else. Dilbert: That's a good place to do it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASK THE VENDOR IF THEY HAVE A SOFTWARE PATCH TO FIX OUR PROBLEM.

I ALREADY ASKED FOR THE PATCH, INSTALLED IT, AND THOROUGHLY TESTED IT IN PRODUCTION.

I THINK I'LL GO ADD VALUE SOMEPLACE ELSE.

THAT'S A GOOD PLACE TO DO IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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