Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th January 2014

Dilbert//9044, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 18th January 2014

Tags

happiness mentally weak no ambition no self respect happiest person kill psychology

Official transcript

Alice: You're mentally weak. You have no ambition, no pride, and no self-respect. Wally: I'm also the happiest person in this room. Alice: Now I just want to kill you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE MENTALLY WEAK YOU HAVE NO AMBITION, NO PRIDE, AND NO SELF-RESPECT.

IM ALSO THE HAPPIEST PERSON IN THIS ROOM.

NOW I JUST WANT TO KILL YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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