Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th January 2014

Dilbert//9046, first published twelve years ago on Monday 20th January 2014

Tags

irony managers & supervisors work ethic manipulated management fads engaged motivated business

Official transcript

Asok: Happy Monday! Thanks to your slavish pursuit of management fads, I feel engaged and motivated! Boss: It's sort of creepy. Asok: I love being manipulated!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAPPY MONDAY!

THANKS TO YOUR SLAVISH PURSUIT OF MANAGEMENT FADS, I FEEL ENGAGED AND MOTIVATED!

IT'S SORT OF CREEPY.

I LOVE BEING MANIPULATED!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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