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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 21st January 2014

Dilbert//9047, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 21st January 2014


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career scuccess babbling jargon special gift paid for nothing lead by example


Official transcript

Boss: The key to career success is finding your special gift. Wally: My special gift is getting paid for doing nothing but babbling jargon. Boss: Maybe I should lead by example. Wally: Maybe you already did.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE KEY TO CAREER SUCCESS IS FINDING YOUR SPECIAL GIFT.

MY SPECIAL GIFT IS GETTING PAID FOR DOING NOTHING BUT BABBLING JARGON MAYBE I SHOULD LEAD BY EXAMPLE.

MAYBE YOU ALREADY DID.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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