Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd January 2014

Dilbert//9049, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 23rd January 2014

Tags

key to success follow instinct slap you stop babbling relax good feelings slap

Official transcript

CEO: The key to success is to follow your instinct. Alice: My instinct tells me to slap you until you stop babbling nonsense. CEO: Please don't do that. Alice: Relax. I have a good feeling about it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS TO FOLLOW YOUR INSTINCT.

MY INSTINCT TELLS ME TO SLAP YOU UNTIL YOU STOP BABBLING NONSENSE.

PLEASE DONT DO THAT.

RELAX. I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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