Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd January 2014
Dilbert//9049, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 23rd January 2014
Tags
key to success follow instinct slap you stop babbling relax good feelings slap
Official transcript
CEO: The key to success is to follow your instinct. Alice: My instinct tells me to slap you until you stop babbling nonsense. CEO: Please don't do that. Alice: Relax. I have a good feeling about it.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS TO FOLLOW YOUR INSTINCT.
MY INSTINCT TELLS ME TO SLAP YOU UNTIL YOU STOP BABBLING NONSENSE.
PLEASE DONT DO THAT.
RELAX. I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT IT.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "The Key to Success"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding, and somewhat disheveled office worker, and his boss, who is depicted as a large, bald, and disheveled man. The strip consists of three panels.
- Panel 1: The boss tells Dilbert, "The key to success is to follow your instinct."
- Panel 2: Dilbert's instincts lead him to slap his boss until he stops babbling nonsense.
- Panel 3: Dilbert's boss responds, "Please don't do that. Relax, I have a good feeling about it."
The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of following one's instincts in a professional setting, as well as the potential consequences of doing so.
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