Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th January 2014

Dilbert//9050, first published twelve years ago on Friday 24th January 2014

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executives slapped ceo report says success is following your instinct being passionate engaged creative meaningful office meeting literal meeting

Official transcript

Catbert: This report says you slapped our CEO senseless after he said they key to success is following your instinct. Alice: I was following my instinct. I was also being passionate, engaged, and creative. Catbert: Apparently the things you say actually mean stuff. CEO: How was I to know!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS REPORT SAYS YOU SLAPPED OUR CEO SENSELESS AFTER HE SAID THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS FOLLOWING YOUR INSTINCT.

I WAS FOLLOWING MY INSTINCT. I WAS ALSO BEING PASSIONATE, ENGAGED AND CREATIVE.

APPARENTLY, HOW THE THINGS WAS I YOU SAY ACTUALLY SUPPOSED MEAN STUFF. TO KNOW?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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