Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th January 2014

Dilbert//9053, first published twelve years ago on Monday 27th January 2014

Tags

competition (psychology) wages big data top perfromers higher pay average performance average people say money

Official transcript

Catbert: Our big data analysis tells us that only the top performers leave for higher pay. Since you're still here, it means your performance is average at best. Dilbert: That's not fair! Catbert: That's what all the average people say.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR BIG DATA ANALYSIS TELLS US THAT ONLY THE TOP PERFORMERS LEAVE FOR HIGHER PAY.

SINCE YOU'RE STILL HERE, IT MEANS YOUR PERFORMANCE IS AVERAGE AT BEST.

THAT'S NOT FAIR!

THAT'S WHAT ALL THE AVERAGE PEOPLE SAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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