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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th January 2014

Dilbert//9054, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 28th January 2014


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obliviousness terrorists weapons fleet small drones customers infidels design guy mullah john smith


Official transcript

Boss: We won the bid to build a fleet of small drones for retail package delivery. I'm not sure why they call their customers infidels, but I doubt that's important. You'll be working with their design guy, who's name is Mullah John Smith.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE WON THE BID TO BUILD A FLEET OF SMALL DRONES FOR RETAIL PACKAGE DELIVERY.

IM NOT SURE WHY THEY CALL THEIR CUSTOMERS INFIDELS, BUT I DOUBT THAT'S IMPORTANT.

YOULL BE WORKING WITH THEIR DESIGN GUY, WHOSE NAME IS MULLAH JOHN SMITH.

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AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "You'll be working with their design guy, whose name is Mullah John Smith."

Panel 1:

  • The boss announces a bid to build a fleet of small drones for retail package delivery.
  • The employees are skeptical about the project's importance.

Panel 2:

  • The boss explains that the drones will be used for retail package delivery.
  • An employee asks if they'll be working with the design team.
  • The boss replies that they'll be working with the design guy, whose name is Mullah John Smith.

Panel 3:

  • The employee is unsure why the customers are called "infidels" and doubts the project's importance.
  • The boss is unaware of the term "infidels" and its significance.

Summary: The comic strip highlights the absurdity of the project and the boss's lack of awareness about the term "infidels." The employees are skeptical about the project's importance and the boss's decision to use the term "infidels" to refer to the customers.

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