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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th January 2014

Dilbert//9054, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 28th January 2014


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obliviousness terrorists weapons fleet small drones customers infidels design guy mullah john smith


Official transcript

Boss: We won the bid to build a fleet of small drones for retail package delivery. I'm not sure why they call their customers infidels, but I doubt that's important. You'll be working with their design guy, who's name is Mullah John Smith.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE WON THE BID TO BUILD A FLEET OF SMALL DRONES FOR RETAIL PACKAGE DELIVERY.

IM NOT SURE WHY THEY CALL THEIR CUSTOMERS INFIDELS, BUT I DOUBT THAT'S IMPORTANT.

YOULL BE WORKING WITH THEIR DESIGN GUY, WHOSE NAME IS MULLAH JOHN SMITH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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