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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th February 2014

Dilbert//9063, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 6th February 2014


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Official transcript

Dilbert: This is Alice. You need to know two things about her. When she feels stressed-out she gets angry. Alice: Tell him the second thing! Dilbert: She's always stressed-out.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THIS IS ALICE. YOU NEED TO KNOW TWO THINGS ABOUT HER.

WHEN SHE FEELS STRESSED-OUT SHE GETS ANGRY.

TELL HIM THE SECOND THING!

SHE'S ALWAYS STRESSED - OUT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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