Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th February 2014

Dilbert//9062, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 5th February 2014

Tags

exercise & fitness fear obesity insanity workout video sixty pounds one day sweat water weight obsession

Official transcript

Wally: Weren't you obese yesterday? Dilbert: I got the "Insanity"

workout video. Wally: What kind of exercise makes you lose sixty pounds in one day? Dilbert: I didn't exercise. All I did was watch it. Shaun T: And that was the easy part...

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WEREN'T I GOT THE YOU OBESE "INSANITY" YESTER- WORKOUT DAY?

VIDEO.

WHAT KIND OF EXERCISE MAKES YOU LOSE SIXTY POUNDS IN ONE DAY?

I DIDN'T EXERCISE.

ALL I DID WAS WATCH IT.

AND THAT WAS THE EASY PART.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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