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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th February 2014

Dilbert//9062, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 5th February 2014


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exercise & fitness fear obesity insanity workout video sixty pounds one day sweat water weight obsession


Official transcript

Wally: Weren't you obese yesterday? Dilbert: I got the "Insanity"

workout video. Wally: What kind of exercise makes you lose sixty pounds in one day? Dilbert: I didn't exercise. All I did was watch it. Shaun T: And that was the easy part...

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WEREN'T I GOT THE YOU OBESE "INSANITY" YESTER- WORKOUT DAY?

VIDEO.

WHAT KIND OF EXERCISE MAKES YOU LOSE SIXTY POUNDS IN ONE DAY?

I DIDN'T EXERCISE.

ALL I DID WAS WATCH IT.

AND THAT WAS THE EASY PART.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Insanity Workout"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and witty observations.
  • In this strip, Dilbert is shown to be struggling with his weight, despite his best efforts to exercise.
  • He attempts to justify his lack of progress by claiming that the "Insanity" workout video he used was not effective.
  • The punchline of the joke is that Dilbert's excuse is ridiculous, as the "Insanity" workout is notoriously difficult and intense.
  • The strip pokes fun at the common phenomenon of people making excuses for their lack of progress or results, rather than taking responsibility for their actions.

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