Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th February 2014

Dilbert//9067, first published twelve years ago on Monday 10th February 2014

Tags

hypocrisy performance review projects redo winding down work ethic more responsibility

Official transcript

Dilbert: My projects are winding down and I'd like to take on more responsibility. Boss: Ooh. That's a problem because I just finished your performance review and it says you don't take initiative. Dilbert: I guess you need to redo that. Boss: That would be one way to play it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PROJECTS ARE WINDING DOWN AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE ON MORE RESPONSIBILITY.

OOH. THAT'S A PROBLEM BECAUSE I JUST FINISHED YOUR PERFORMANCE REVIEW AND IT SAYS YOU DON'T TAKE INITIATIVE.

I GUESS YOU NEED TO REDO THAT.

THAT WOULD BE ONE WAY TO PLAY IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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