Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th February 2014

Dilbert//9068, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 11th February 2014

Tags

allegiance patents corporate secuirty shadowy figure secrets offering alternatives repeat business

Official transcript

Boss: If a shadowy figure offers to buy company secrets, what should you do? Dilbert: How much is he offering? Boss: That shouldn't matter. Dilbert: How can I compare alternatives? Wally: Would there be any repeat business in this scenario? Corporate Security

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CORPORATE SECURITY IF A SHADOWY FIGURE OFFERS TO BUY COMPANY SECRETS, WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?

HOW MUCH IS HE OFFERING?

THAT SHOULDN'T MATTER.

HOW CAN I COMPARE ALTERNATIVES?

WOULD THERE BE ANY REPEAT BUSINESS IN THIS SCENARIO?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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