Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th February 2014

Dilbert//9068, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 11th February 2014

Dilbert for Monday 10th February 2014

Dilbert for Wednesday 12th February 2014

Tags

allegiance patents corporate secuirty shadowy figure secrets offering alternatives repeat business

Official transcript

Boss: If a shadowy figure offers to buy company secrets, what should you do? Dilbert: How much is he offering? Boss: That shouldn't matter. Dilbert: How can I compare alternatives? Wally: Would there be any repeat business in this scenario? Corporate Security

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CORPORATE SECURITY IF A SHADOWY FIGURE OFFERS TO BUY COMPANY SECRETS, WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?

HOW MUCH IS HE OFFERING?

THAT SHOULDN'T MATTER.

HOW CAN I COMPARE ALTERNATIVES?

WOULD THERE BE ANY REPEAT BUSINESS IN THIS SCENARIO?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Corporate Security"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting of corporate security personnel discussing a potential acquisition. The conversation revolves around the cost of the acquisition and the need to compare alternatives.

Key Points:

A shadowy figure offers to buy company secrets.
The cost of the acquisition is a concern.
The need to compare alternatives is emphasized.
The scenario is repeated to ensure understanding.

Visual Elements:

The comic strip features a panel of corporate security personnel engaged in a discussion.
The shadowy figure is depicted as a mysterious entity.
The corporate security personnel are shown with puzzled expressions, indicating their concern about the acquisition.

Tone:

The tone of the comic strip is humorous and satirical, poking fun at corporate security protocols.
The use of a shadowy figure adds to the comedic effect, implying that the acquisition is a clandestine operation.

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