Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th February 2014

Dilbert//9072, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 15th February 2014

Tags

crimes revenge difficult co workers jerks jar of polonium deal with difficulty office politics registered dog stool animals

Official transcript

Dogbert: Today you'll learn how to deal with difficult co-workers. Jerks will always be jerks. Your only hope is to kill them in ways that are untraceable. Boss: We need to talk. Dogbert: Each of you got a jar of polonium when you registered.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TODAY YOULL LEARN HOW TO DEAL WITH DIFFICULT COWORKERS JERKS WILL ALWAYS BE JERKS. YOUR ONLY HOPE IS TO KILL THEM IN WAYS THAT ARE UNTRACEABLE.

WE NEED TO TALK.

EACH OF YOU GOT A JAR OF POLONIUM WHEN YOU REGISTERED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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