Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th February 2014

Dilbert//9072, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 15th February 2014

Tags

crimes revenge difficult co workers jerks jar of polonium deal with difficulty office politics registered dog stool animals

Official transcript

Dogbert: Today you'll learn how to deal with difficult co-workers. Jerks will always be jerks. Your only hope is to kill them in ways that are untraceable. Boss: We need to talk. Dogbert: Each of you got a jar of polonium when you registered.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TODAY YOULL LEARN HOW TO DEAL WITH DIFFICULT COWORKERS JERKS WILL ALWAYS BE JERKS. YOUR ONLY HOPE IS TO KILL THEM IN WAYS THAT ARE UNTRACEABLE.

WE NEED TO TALK.

EACH OF YOU GOT A JAR OF POLONIUM WHEN YOU REGISTERED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Jerk Management"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a conversation between a character and their boss, discussing the challenges of dealing with difficult coworkers.
• The boss advises the character to kill their coworkers, but in a humorous and satirical way, suggesting that they should be "untraceable."
• The character responds by asking for a jar of polonium, which is a radioactive substance, to be registered in their name.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of workplace conflict and the absurdity of seeking solutions to difficult situations.

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